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Riftball
BASEBALL IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
PERSONNEL
Specter Shades sleeps through alarm
Specter Shades has blamed a broken alarm clock, a second backup alarm clock and, eventually, the concept of mornings. They will miss the next game.
WEATHER
League Weather Forecast
Forecasts have been issued for 24 scheduled games. Clear conditions are favoured in 21; Cold Snap in 1, Dead Air in 1, Tailwind in 1. All forecasts remain provisional until first pitch.
RIFT STABILITY
Rift Stability: 80%
League-wide reality integrity is currently classified as STABLE.
PERSONNEL
Taviel Greengold signs too many autographs
Taviel Greengold signed an inadvisable number of autographs before batting practice and is now describing their hand as administratively tired.
Scheduled contests are proceeding within accepted dimensional tolerances.
No league-wide intervention currently required.