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Riftball
BASEBALL IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
WEATHER
League Weather Forecast
Forecasts have been issued for 24 scheduled games. Clear conditions are favoured in 21; Cold Snap in 1, Dead Air in 1, Tailwind in 1. All forecasts remain provisional until first pitch.
RIFT STABILITY
Rift Stability: 80%
League-wide reality integrity is currently classified as STABLE.
NUTRITION
Bunny Carruthers has had enough coffee
Club staff have gently suggested that Bunny Carruthers stop drinking coffee after cup number six began affecting nearby conversations.
Scheduled contests are proceeding within accepted dimensional tolerances.
No league-wide intervention currently required.