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Sideways Johnson is a UTIL for Crab Dimension. They are registered as Crab. has a broadly balanced offensive profile Their throwing arm is the most immediately obvious defensive tool.
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Armoured crustaceans naturally equipped for catching, gripping and refusing to release baseballs.
Comfortable waiting for something worth swinging at.